All this time I've thought odd behavior patterns were caused by something in the air. You know, like a rash of bad behavior by the Spokane police. It must be something in the air!
Seems I've been wrong! It's in our water! The AP, of all organizations, has done a study of our drinking water and has found that it is laced with pharmaceuticals! Now for we seniors who can't afford our prescriptions or can't get the doctor to prescribe a reasonable amount, our problems have been solved. Who'd have thought it would be so easy. Drink more water!
Purification processes apparently do not leach all traces of drugs after they pass from our collective bodies and ultimately return to ground water. What a treasure trove of medications! Plus you can travel the country to fill different needs.
Need a boost in your sex life? Try San Francisco. Have angina or mood swings? Northern New Jersey. Anxiety? Southern California. Pain? Infections? High cholesterol or asthma? Philadelphia. And this is just the tip of the iceberg (frozen water).
For those of you who think this is no laughing matter you're probably right. "Depends".