Tuesday, April 14, 2009

...And You Wonder Why There Are Polish Jokes!

Every once in awhile even I get tired of the doom and gloom I always find so interesting and look for something a little inane on which to post. Today's one of those days.

When I read about this Polish politician I thought about how well he would fit in a lot of the governing bodies in our country. It would seem his city, Poznan, in western Poland invested huge sums of money in their local zoo to have the largest elephant house in Europe.

One of the residents, a 10 year old named Ninio, has shown no interest in the opposite sex. "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds sterling or 11.21 U.S. dollars) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there!" he fumed.

Never mind the poor elephant isn't old enough to mate yet. He won't reach sexual maturity until he's 14 and even then he'll have to outdo the other bulls in the herd to win a lady's fancy!

I almost feel sorry for the outraged politician. We'll probably never know how Ninio makes out when he reaches maturity. I'd be willing to wager, however, those in the know may feel Councillor Grzes's lack of knowledge on the subject may render him somewhat impotent as a politician!

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