Friday, April 07, 2006

007 - License To Molest??

First there was Frank Figueroa of Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Tampa accused of exposing himself to a 16 year old. His badge number was 007. No joke. There were the TSA sky marshals accused of smuggling cocaine and now Brian Doyle, a Homeland Security Department press aide is accused of soliciting sex, among other things, with a 14 year old.

On the bright side, Homeland Security has finally caught someone. Heck, they obviously can disband the TSA and give our Grandmothers and kids a break. Or try to watch television weather to know when hurricanes are imminent.

No wonder a fireman in Spokane thought he would get a pass for having sex in the firehouse and the cops who wiped the memory card of his digital camera clean thought the same thing.

At the very least you'd think they could catch the cyber predators they've task force upon task force to locate, arrest and prosecute. Profiling is politically incorrect but they could look in the mirror.

What ever happened to the 007's of the world where country came first and foremost. Yeah, ole James was a randy one but his ladies weren't 14, 16 or 18! Or five or eighty five.

We've got these guys in our sites now. What do we have license to do?

Maybe a good Martini would help. "Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?"


stebbijo said...

I don't know what to say about this except there is so much of this in the headlines now - I guarantee you - I WILL NOT get used to it!

Word Tosser said...

And what is with Doyle, is he and West joined at the hip? They give out personal information, pictures of their office and themselves... oh, well it just made it easier to catch them.